Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 11, 2007
"Who's your weird-looking friend?" "Euripedes, the one-eyes frog." "What happened to his eye?" "Nothing. He just keeps it closed." "Why would he keep one eye closed?" "Because Euripedes believes that the world is filled with pain. By closing one eye, he shuts out half of it." "But aren't there disadvantages to only seeing out of his left eye?" "Well, he has no depth perception, so he can't play catch, but other than that, I can't think of any." CLOMP "I thought of one."