Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 09, 2007
"If we're ever gonna have world peace, we're gonna have to find a few basic principles we can all agree on." "That's a very mature thing for you to say, Rat. What kind of principle do you think we could all agree on?" "That guys who wear their collar up should all be punched in the head." "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Lord..." "Hey... what's a little violence when your goal is world peace?" "We should go home now, dear."