Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 30, 2007
"Jack Pitt, aka 'the Pittster,' reigning hunk o' Hollywood, is besieged by autograph hounds." "'Oh, that I could once more be anonymous,' he laments. But no, even a normal lunch is now an impossibility..." "Sign the @#$@#I# bill or I'm calling the cops." "Please. Respect my privacy."