Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 27, 2007
"Please, sir, just go away... I'm not selling you a gun." "Fine. I will cease my efforts to procure a gun..... but know this, Hanoi Jane..." WALMARTOPIALAND GUNS "When the Russians come pouring over our northern border bringing the latest in military hardware, <i>don't come cryin' to me,</i> 'cause I will <i>not</i> be there to defend your happy, little liberal way of life." "Those are Canadians... and most likely, they'd bring beer." "Hey.... those big 'Molson' cans can <i>hurt!</i>"