Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 13, 2007
"Where were you today?" "I went to the furniture store to buy a nightstand... I already have one on one side of my bed, and I'd like to put one on the other." "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help overhearing... did you say you're looking for a nightlight? If so, I work for a lamp store and I'd love to see you something..." "Uhh... no, I'm just looking for... uhh... one night stand." "...Guess I should have bought a lamp..."