Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 27, 2006
"Hey, neighbor Phil... what are you up to?" "The ancient art of falconry, Pig... after raising my loyal and beloved falcons for six years, I have let them go." "And now... I await their return... the glorious and wondrous high point in any true falconer's life." "To freedom." "To Phil being a big, fat idiot."