Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 30, 2006
"So you want us crocs go around country and find people who get ohfended at comeecs?" "Yes." "But how we find dem?" "Well, here... they write to papers, this guy wrote to the 'Indianapolis Star,' this guy to the 'Baltimore Sun'... this one to the 'Worcester Telegram and Gazette.'" "Dat is all newspapers?" "They're not just newspapers... they're <i>terrific</i> newspapers with really bright editors and great publishers." "For shame, you pitiful suck-up." "Stay out of this." "HAHA. Pasties is booty kisser."