Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 25, 2006
"Hey, Rat... it's your favorite neighbor, Floyd... listen, I was wondering if you'd like to watch the Giants game on my sixty-inch plasma T.V... and hey, if you're good, I'll even let you have some of the beer in my fridge! Hahaha." "I know you saw my bomb shelter, Floyd, and I want you to know right now that if the end of the world comes, I'm not letting you in it." "No beer for you."