Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 30, 2006
"I hear your duck was against giving out candy to trick-or-treaters." "Yes. He calls it 'appeasement'. But he calmed down when I told him he could go trick-or-treating himself." "You're letting him trick-or-treat?" "Oh, sure, but I made him promise he'd be polite and respectful." "FORK IT OVER, BIG DADDY!!"