Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 26, 2006
The crocs attend college "'...And so, in conclusion, the green light on Daisy's dock symbolized a dream unfulfilled, a tangible reminder of the implausibility of Gatsby's aspiration.'" "A superb essay, Mr. Fogliani." "And why don't we go next to the young fellow next to you...Sir, let's hear your essay on Gatsby's conclusion, as well as its significance and how it all ties in to Fitzgerald's use of color symbolism." "'Green is my favoritest color.'" "Peese drive home safely."