Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 02, 2006
"You know what I hate?...When you're in a really long store line and the guy right in front of you waits until he gets to the cash register to start looking for his credit card. I mean, dude, couldn't you have done that before you go to the front of the !@#$ line??" "But what are you gonna do?...That's human nature. There's no solution for that." "I've got a solution for that." "...No one likes my solutions."