Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 20, 2006
Joe's Roastery "Listen, Bob, we have to fire that rat and fire him now. He's terrible." "Sorry. I just got a call from corporate. He stays." "Stays? How can that be?" "Joe's Roastery has a policy of corporate diversity...and right now, he's our only rat. He can practically steal from the register and get promoted." "That's bad news, Bob." "A decaf latte? A decaf latte? Hey, I got your decaf latte right here, pal." "Ohhh, god..."