Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 08, 2006
"What the? You're my sea anemone enemy!... I thought Rat killed you with the garage door!" "Wrong. He split us into two new anemones. My name's Annette O'Meade and this is my sister, Ann... She's a housekeeper." "So now I have two sea anemone enemies?" "Ohh, heavens no. My sister and I have been hanging out with a nun and have grown quite religious... And in addition to cleansing our souls, we've cleansed our bodies with regular colonics. Everyone's doing it... Why just last week, we ran into Eminem at the clinic..." "You mean...?" "Yes. A nun and me, Annette O'Meade, and Ann, a maid who are not your sea anemone enemies, had enemas with Eminem, an eminent M.T.V. emissary..." "Amen." "Stop!!"