Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 14, 2006
"Hey, pal... Sorry to bug you, but I've been wondering something..." "What now?" "Well, I keep trying to kill you, but I seem to be stopped by a tiny little pane of glass. Now either that's some super strong glass or we've got an idiot cartoonist who doesn't think through his plot settings." "I think it's the latter." "They don't mean it, sweetie." "Pastis"