Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 22, 2006
"Yo, dude... Help me get the grocery bags out of the car." "Did you get the hair care products?" "Yeah, but since when does a hairless pig need four bottles of conditioner, two bottles of styling gel and a big can of hairspray?" "Ohh, they're not for me, silly." "Then who'd I buy this @#*# for?!" "Do you really like it?"