Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 06, 2006
"What are you filling out, Rat?" "It's a job questionnaire...it matches you with your perfect career...right now, it looks like I got 'Professional Critic' written all over me." "What's a 'professional critic'?" "It says...'Someone who so lacks the necessary skill to enter a given profession that they choose instead to sit in judgment of it...see, also, 'Bitter Betty'.'" "Someone PAYS you to be bitter?" "The bitterer the betterer."