Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 16, 2005
"Did you ever notice how guys with big, bushy mustaches also tend to have goofy glasses and a belly?" "Yeah, that's weird." "Does the mustache lead to the belly?" "Maybe the belly leads to the glasses." "Or maybe guys who have to wear big, goofy glasses just say 'To heck with personal grooming' and let their whole appearance go to pot." "AHA! I bet that's it." "Do you mind?" "And another thing...why is everyone so darn sensitive these days?" "Yeah...that's weird."