Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 07, 2005
"Hey rat...want to play with my viking action figurines?" "Yeah, dude...I love vikings. Want me to set up a town for the guys to burn and pillage?" "I'm sorry. My vikings don't burn and pillage." "What do you mean they don't burn and pillage?" "ALL Vikings burn and pillage." "My Vikings collect daisies and write their innermost thoughts in a diary." "Vikings do not write their innermost thoughts in a @#@*#@*# diary!!!!!" "Today I heard a naughty word."