Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 16, 2005
"...And then I blah blah blah blah, right? So he says to her blah blah blah, but I tell him, hey, listen, pal, blah blah blah, and he knows I'm right, so he blah blah blah" "Excuse me, sir, but you appear to be laboring under the misconception that I came to this restaurant to hear you talk. Sadly, I did not. So please, with all due respect to your bloated ego, shut your big, fat mouth." "...The key is to be polite, yet firm."