Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 06, 2005
September 05, 2005
September 07, 2005
Transcript:
"Behold! The 'Super Stick o' Smartness'...A big, long stick I use to hit stupid people in the head and thereby make them smart." "You don't make stupid people smart by hitting them in the head with a stick." "Oh?...And I suppose you have a better suggestion for making stupid people smart?" "Yes...Books...Books make stupid people smart." SMACK
I’d disagree, Zebra. Getting hit in the head with a stick smarts a lot.