Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 24, 2005
"Look at this...I just bought a hammer and the stupid thing has a warning label that says, 'Striking yourself in the head could cause serious injury or even death.'" "Have we really reached such a point in our country that we now must be warned about the dangers of striking ourselves in the head with a hammer?" "Wait wait wait...Frank, look."
Well, it certainly can’t hurt Frank’s intelligence