Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 10, 2005
"Awww...Isn't that sweet...A cute l'il squirrel...I'll feed him some peanuts." "'Then a mighty angel picked up a boulder the size of a large millstone and threw it into the sea, and said, "With such violence the great city of Babylon will be thrown down."'" "*Ahem*" PLEASE DON'T FEED THE APOCALYPTIC SQUIRRELS "Sorry, dude. Didn't know." "'Woe! Woe o' great city!'" "Go away, little apocalyptic squirrel...go away."