Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 29, 2005
"I hear you think Osama bin Laden snuck into this country as an exchange student and is living with some out-of-touch family that doesn't know who he is." "But how can that be?...Wouldn't their respective cultures collide?" "Collide how?" "...Culture smulture, you weirdo...My wife's got a bootylicious bod and DARN it, I want to see it."