Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 13, 2005
"Hey, Rat...listen, don't take this the wrong way, but I think your collection of books in the bathroom has grown out of hand...could I get rid of a few?" "List, Moron...reading on the John is one of life's great pleasures. You will not touch a single book, and you will not call my collection "out of hand."" "I'm sorry." "Don't apologize to me...apologize toGladys, whose very livelihood you casually threatened." "I'm sorry, Gladys." "Shhhhh!"