Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 03, 2005
"Where were you this morning?" "I was removing all the mirrors in our house. I figure if I can go through life without seeing yself, I won't know how ugly I am." "Gee, pig...that sounds a little extreme...have you told Rat about this?" "Yeah...and he seemed to understand...for once, I think he's really gonna help me." "Greetings from reflecto-man."