Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 10, 2005
"I hear rat is hiring unpaid college interns." "Yeah...apparently, the job market is so tight that they're desperate for any kind of work experience they can get." "I hope he's not taking advantage of the situation by giving them some thankless, dehumanizing tasks." "Well, if he does, I'm sure they'll have more pride than to do them." "...Please don't demean skippy the coffee stirrer."