Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 11, 2005
"Did you hear rat got a job as a "life coach"?" "What's a life coach?" "They're these counselors who listen to your problems and provide you with the emotional support you need to solve them and achieve your life's goal." "You sure rat can do that?" "Sure. How hard can it be?" "Could you BE a bigger loser?"