Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 03, 2005
"Well, Rat, I'm afraid you ahve high blood pressure and high cholesterol."<Br>"So what does that mean?" "It means you need to cut out the junk food, the smoking and the drinking... and no more being a couch potato." "...From now on, you'll need to eat a lot of green vegetables, like broccoli, and you've got to get out and run at least four times a week." "And if I do all that, what'll happen?" "You'll have many more years." "During which I can eat more broccoli and run even more?" "You bet." "...Well that ws a no brainer."
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