Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 20, 2005
"Hullooooooo Zeeba neighbah!!" "Oh great... It's you guys... I wish you and your stupid crocodile fraternity had never moved in next door to me..." "No, zeeba, neighbah! We is you buddeez! And we see thewoo window dat you gets new couch! So bootiful! We come in, sits on it!" "You want me to let you in my house just to see my new couch?" "Ohh, yes! Gud couch... Gud bootiful couch! Wotta bahgain you make..." "Is there a reson you need a rope, a "George Foreman" grill, and a gallon of barbecue sauce to see my couch?" "...He so smaht, it scawy."