Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 01, 2004
"The Presidential Debates" "Sir...why should someone vote for you over Ralph Nader?" "Because Nader is a nutball." "Why do you say that?" "Because if you'll recall, it was only a few decades ago that Ralph Nader forced the big three auto makers to make cars safer." "But that saved thousands of lives." "Yeees, but if you hate other people as much as I do, you'll see that that's not necessarily a good thing." "...I'd like five minutes to rebut myself."