Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 23, 2004
"Hello, everyone...I've called this news conference today to make a couple of announcements...First, I'd like to declare my candidacy for President of the United States." "Sir, don't you think it's a little late to be getting into the race?" "Not at all...My team of advisors informs me that six months is more than enough time to prepare for election day." "...Sir, the election's a week from Tuesday...But what is your second announcement?" "That I have fired my team of advisors." "Nuts."