Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 01, 2004
"Rat. The Pet Psychic" "How can I help you, Ma'am?" "It's my parrot, Pepe. He seems so sad." "Pepe says he is sad because you are so cheap and have woefully underpaid me for my services." "Pepe can talk and Pepe says you're an unmitigated fraud." "That's enough out of Pepe."