Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 28, 2004
"Rat. The Pet Psychic" "How can I help you , Sir?" ""It's Chi Chi. He's upset and I want to know why." "Chi Chi says you are a cheap fatty...he says to give me an extra fifty bucks to prove you are not cheap." "Fine here." "Chi Chi says you are now just a fatty."