Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 26, 2004
"Just because Toby the agoraphobic turtle is afraid of public places is no reason for him to live in his shell and guzzle from a beer bong." "...I think that life is beautiful and wonderful...and maybe with help, Toby can realize that, too." "Hiiyaa!!" "Toby rejects your theory." "#@#$@#*"