Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 11, 2004
August 10, 2004
August 12, 2004
Transcript:
"Welcome back, folks, to the Zebra/Lion/Croc Olympics here in Athens, Greece ... We go now to Bill Simmons, who's at the gymnastics facility for today's competition ... how's it looking, Bill?" "Not so good. Bob ... we're having some technical problems here at the arena." "Technical problems? What kind of technical problems?" "No walls. No roof." "Tomorrow ... we do tomorrow ... today we smoke." "Yasou!"
Well, looks like Zebra’s gonna have to cancel the Olympics. I guess the crocs won’t get their complementary meals after all.