Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 29, 2004
The Meeting of the Bait Club "Okay, guys, if the rat tries to kill us, it's important that we stick together...After all, that's why we formed this club." "I agree." "Me too." "Hey, guys...Turns out I won't be doing as much fishing as I thought...so I only need to sacrifice one of you." "Kill Sven now." "Would you like him in a neat little baggy?" "Son of a @#T&*!!!"