Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 27, 2004
The Meeting of the Bait Club "You know, I think we really need to be focusing on next Sunday's pancake breakfast fund-raiser. We haven't rented the tables. We haven't put up the flyers. We still need the coffee." "Gigi...the rat just told us that he's going fishing tomorrow and that we are all going to die." "Hey...I didn't interrupt YOU."