Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 15, 2004

Transcript:

The tax Audit, Day four "Sir, you've claimed two dependents, but you haven't identitifed either of them." "Fine, booze and nicotine." "Sir, those are dependencies, not dependents. Dependents are usually children." "Okay, then, those are my children. We've given them nicknames." "If you don't believe me, ask my wife, Methamphetamine."