Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2004
"What's with the broken line around the strip today?" "Pastis says it's to help people that may want to cut the strip out of the paper." "Why would they do that?" "In case we're really funny today and they want to put us on their refrigerator or something." "That silence you hear is four million pairs of scissors not moving."