Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 04, 2004
PEARLS FAN MAIL "Joey R, from Durham, NC writes 'Bill Waterson, creator of Calvin and Hobbes complained that comics were printed too small. What say you?'" "Well Joey, unlike 'Calvin and Hobbes, we here at Pearls are drawn by an incompetent artist." "Therefore, we're actually in favor of smaller strips, as the tinier you print us, the less you can tell the difference between us and the well-drawn strip." "See?"