Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 22, 2022

Sexual harrassment

I’ve been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Get hot water!! Get some disinfectant!! Get some iodine!"

Snoopy getting no respect.

i’m not sure i have ever seen Snoopys lips like that…hil-arious!

And Snoopy probably is the best kisser on the team.

“A thousand kisses deep”(Leonard Cohen)

Five if you subtract Linus.

“redirect your sexual harassment to elsewhere or I can’t play sportsball!’

Lucy is a sociopath

Point Lucy to all the “cute” players on the other team she could try to Kiss? They might run away and thus forfeit the game to Charlie Brown’s team.

Lucy didn’t want to go through that again. It would have been embarrassing to scream, “Augh! I’ve been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs!” in front of the team and a crowd of spectators.

Confirmation here that Peppermint Patty was right after all. Snoopy is really an ugly kid! Not a dog.

Snippy has kisses Lucy several times. She should be use to this by now

Hey, Snoopy’s willing, Lucy!

Snoopy counts as one of seven other guys on Charlie Brown’s baseball team?

Five. I’m guessing CB didn’t actually want to include himself in that number. Four if he forgot to take out Linus.

please note if the genders went the other way there is no way this wouldn’t been seen as harrassment or far worse.

In the last frame, Lucy wants to give CB one right on the kisser.

Shermy, “5”, Pig-Pen… Who are the other three guys?

I know the joke is that there are seven other players on the team Lucy could kiss, and he was correct. This was funny back then and since my mentality is from back then, it still is funny. If you put this in perspective that the comments are showing so far, it would be six after Snoopy and five after Linus, and three after you eliminate the girls in the outfield, two if you leave out Charlie Brown. That would leave the first base person and third base person. But, in today’s world, we seem to have lost our morals and people will do anything to get noticed, so anything is possible.

In other words Charlie …. Kiss ME!!

Well, Snoopy is male…

Schroeder needs to keep wearing his catcher’s equipment for a while

But, Snoopy’s the only willing one.

At least that put the brakes on her kissing behavior.

5 – Charlie Brown, you don’t want to kiss her either.

4 – One of those guys is Linus.

The last thing Lucy wants is to have her mouth covered in dog germs.

No frenching the French poodle

Lucy, perhaps you should consider that your reaction to Snoopy is precisely how Schroeder sees you! Oh, well! Perhaps love is blind!!

Take her out of the ball game….take her out of the crowd….buy her a ticket on a train track…I don’t care if she ever comes back……

There’s no kissing in baseball.

I count four Charlie when subtract yourself and her brother.

Picky, picky, picky! Snoopy’s a cool dude! Give him a kiss Lucy!

My dog has kissed me before and it feels fine

Find one of the other guys who’ll let her kiss him. Besides Snoopy, that is.

But who would really want to kiss Lucy?

Snoopy’s face