Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 15, 2000
Lucy: *singing* Charlie Brown... Charlie: Again? I can't believe it! Lucy: I'll hold the ball, Charlie Brown, and you come running up and kick it... Charlie: Nope, I refuse! You'll pull the ball away, and I'll come crashing down and kill myself! Lucy: But you can't back out now... The programs have already been printed... Charlie: Programs? *reading* "At one o'clock Lucille Van Pelt will hold the football and Charles Brown will run up and kick it" She's right... If the programs have already been printed, It's too late to back out... This year I'm gonna kick that ball clear out of the universe! (They do it and he falls on his back) WHAM! Lucy: In every program, Charlie Brown, there are always a few last minute changes!