Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 21, 2000
Marcie: Come on, sir... Let's go home. Patty: A beagle? Marcie: I don't know how we'll explain missing school today, but I'll think of something... Patty: A beagle? Marcie: We could say we had sore throats but, that would be lying... Patty: A beagle! Marcie: Psychological problems! That's it! We'll tell them we had some psychological problems. Patty: A beagle?