Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 24, 1998
Peppermint Patty: I hate being called a "tiny tot" What are they forcing us to listen to today, Marcie? Marcie: A piano trio by Haydn.. See? There's a pianist, a violinist and a cellist.. Peppermint Patty: Who's the lady sitting on the bench with the piano player? They're are sitting awfully close.. Marcie: She turns the pages for him.. Peppermint Patty: I suppose he has a secretary who opens his mail for him, too.. HaHaHaHa! Marcie: It's going to be a long walk home..