Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 21, 1997

Transcript:

Lucy holds a ball and says, "Charlie Brown..."<BR><BR> Charlie says, "Why me? Because I'm stupid, that's why?"<BR><BR> Lucy holds the football for Charlie to punt. She says, "So what we'll do, see, is I'll hold the ball, and you come running up and kick it.."<BR><BR> Charlie says, "Sure, and you pull it away, and I land on my back and kill myself.."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "Not necessarily.. People change.. Times change.. You can feel it in the air.."<BR><BR> Charlie walks off and says, "I think she may be right.. I've noticed that same feeling.. Times are changing.."<BR><BR> Charlie turns around and starts running to gain momentum for kicking. He says, "That means I'm gonna kick that ball clear over the border!"<BR><BR> Right when Charlie is about to kick the ball, Lucy pulls the ball out and asks, "Where? Where?!" Charlie misses and screams as he flies through the air.<BR><BR> Charlie lands on his back.<BR><BR> As Charlie sits and reels from the pain, Lucy says, "Sorry, Charlie Brown.. I thought I heard someone say the millennium is coming.."<BR><BR>