Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 14, 1995

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Peppermint Patty stands on her doorstep in her pajamas. Marcie holds school books. Peppermint Patty says, "I can't go to school today, Marcie . ." Marcie asks, "How come?"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty holds her arm and says, "Tell the teacher I have a sore throat, and a headache, and my arm hurts . ." Marcie holds a pen and paper. Marcie says, "I'll write that down, sir . ."<BR><BR> Marcie says, "'Sore throat' is two words, 'headache' is one word, and 'arm hurts' is two words . ."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says, "And tell her I said to have a nice day . ." Marcie walks away and says, "'Nice day . .' That's two words."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty shouts, "I may be sick, but you're weird, Marcie!"<BR><BR>