Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 18, 1990

Transcript:

Charlie Brown sits behind a desk that says Manager. His feet are on the desk. He says, "No comment."<BR><BR> Lucy walks on the ball field. She says, "'Press.'"<BR><BR> Lucy stands beneath Charlie Brown, who is aiming to throw the ball from the pitcher's mound. Lucy begins, "Good moring, Manager! I'm doing a story for our school paper.."<BR><BR> Lucy reads from a notepad: "First question..Do you have the same cute right-fielder that you had last year?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown has his back to Lucy as he answers, "Yes, and she's the worst player in the history of baseball.."<BR><BR> Lucy interjects, "We have heard, however, that she is very attractive, and the fans all love her..."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown in profile: "We don't have any fans."<BR><BR> Lucy, walking away, announces, "'The manager said that if the rest of the team was as attractive as the right-fielder, the stands would be full at every game!'"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown stands alone on the mound. He says, "Joe Misquote."<BR><BR>