Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 04, 1989
Transcript:
Charlie Brown sits at his desk. He says: "Me? Yes, ma'am."<BR><BR> He walks past a desk, saying "To the guillotine.".<BR><BR> He stands in front of the blackboard: "This is just what I need..to stand here at the chalkboard not having the slightest idea how to do this problem.."<BR><BR> He frowns: "Also, I don't know if this is History or Math, and even if I knew, my hand is shaking too hard to write..."<BR><BR> "And even if I could write, I can't because I dropped the chalk, and it rolled across the floor under the teacher's desk..." Charlie Brown watches the floor.<BR><BR> "And now she's looking at me like I've lost my mind, and that little red-haired girl probably thinks I'm the dumbest person in the world..."<BR><BR> "Just the other day someone said to me 'Enjoy your childhood, Charles, for these are the happiest days of your life!' He rolls his eyes.<BR><BR> "No, ma'am..no problem..just getting a few of my thoughts together..sit down?..Yes, ma'am..."<BR><BR> Linus leans forward in his chair and whispers, "All she was doing was asking for our milk money, Charlie Brown.." "I can't stand it!" Charlie Brown slumps in his seat.<BR><BR>
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