Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 09, 1986

Transcript:

Sally sits at her desk in the classroom and exclaims,"A hundred times?"<BR><BR> Dazed, she walks down the lane saying,"I can't believe it!"<BR><BR> She sits at the table writing repetively,'I will not talk in class.'<BR><BR> She walks up to Charlie Brown, who is sitting on the bean bag watching t.v. With her paper in hand, she asks,"Do you want to help me write my sentences?" He replies,"Not necessarily"<BR><BR> She sits at the table again and returns to writing,'I will not talk in class.'<BR><BR> Grimacing, she stands behind Charlie Brown and says,"What if a girl got so mad because she had to write,'I will not talk in class' a hundred times that she never said another word for the rest of her life?"<BR><BR> She continues,"So then what if her parents sued her teacher, the prinicipal, the board of education, the state superintendent, and the federal government?"<BR><BR> She returns to the table writing,'I will not talk in class.'<BR><BR> She walks up behind Charlie Brown and says, "Well, I finished..you're lucky..." He asks,"Why am I lucky?"<BR><BR> He gives the reader a startled look as she concludes,"They were going to sue you, too!"<BR><BR>