Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 23, 1983

Transcript:

Marice sits at her classroom desk and watches as Peppermint Patty stretches and yawns in front of her. The latter falls asleep and starts to snore.<BR><BR> As Peppermint Patty's head falls back on her desk, Marcie says,"Yes, Ma'am? What's on my desk? I think it's a head, Ma'am..."<BR><BR> She asks,"Shall I throw it in the wastebasket?"<BR><BR> She continues,"Maybe you'd like to see it up close...I can take it up to your desk, Ma'am..."<BR><BR> She drags Peppermint Patty by the head over to the teacher's desk. She says,"It's pretty heavy...it feels like it's full of lead..."<BR><BR> Marcie places Peppermint Patty's head upon the teacher's desk whiles the rest of her dangles. Marcie says,"There you are, Ma'am...now, you can get a close look at it..."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty awakes with a start to find herself dangling by the head from the teacher's desk.<BR><BR> Sitting back at their desk, Marcie says,"You missed it, sir...We've been studying the human head" Peppermint Patty replies,"Somehow I feel I should get you for something, Marcie, but I don't know what..."<BR><BR>